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Main Ye Nahi Kehta Ki Tu Nahi Mili Toh Jaan Deh Dunga

Main Ye Nahi Kehta Ki Tu Nahi Mili Toh Jaan Deh Dunga Par Ek Wada Karta Hu Tu Mili Toh Zindagi Bhar Saath Dunga
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  Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye. Ek Samose Ke Sath Extra Chatni Aur Dursra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad Uska Pani.    
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Khamoshiyan Kar Dain Bayan

Khamoshiyan Kar Dain Bayan Tou Alag Baat Hai, Kuch Dard Hain Joo Lafzoun main Utarey Nahi Jatey!
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Tujhe Bhoolne Ke Liye Mujhe Marna Hoga

Itni Shiddat Se Tu Meri Rooh Mein Utar Jaaye Ga Ke Tujhe Bhoolne Ke Liye Mujhe Marna Hoga    
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Wo Lamhe bhi kya lamhe the

Wo Lamhe bhi kya lamhe the.. jab din tere sath mein guzar jata tha aur Raat Teri yaad mein..
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Teacher: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?

Teacher: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye? School 7 baje Shuru Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki? Student: Teacher, Aap Mera Itni besabri se Intzar Mat kiya karo Log Galat Samajte Hai..!!    
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Zindagi Mein Kabhi Kisi Ka Dil Mat Dukhao

Zindagi Mein Kabhi Kisi Ka Dil Mat Dukhao Wo Maaf To Kar Dega Lekin Kabhi Bhoole Ga Nahi:  
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Biwi: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho?

Biwi: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho? pati: Husband: Haan! Kyun, Tum Jaanti Ho Us ko? Biwi: Haan 10 Saal Pehle Maine Use Shaadi ke Liye Inkaar Kiya Tha. Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai. PATI: Baap Re… Itna Lamba Celebration!!!
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padhna Mushkil Nhi Hai Bhai

padhna Mushkil Nhi Hai Bhai Padhte Waqt jo neend Aati Hai use Control Karna Mushkil Hai!
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Jab Tum Pass Hote Ho

Jab Tum Pass Hote Ho Tab Dimag Nahi Sirf Dil Kaam Karta Hai…
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Pyaar mei sabse zaruri Ek hi cheez hoti hai

Pyaar mei sabse zaruri Ek hi cheez hoti hai,Vo hai ek Dusre Par”TRUST”
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Duniya me bhot km hi log Aapko smjhte h

Duniya me bhot km hi log Aapko smjhte h. Baaki sb to kahaniyaa Sunnte Hai…
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Hum toh kab se tumhare hai jaan

Hum toh kab se tumhare hai jaan Tum Hath barha kr toh dekho…
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Teri Dharkan Hi Zindagi Ka Qissa Hai Mera

Teri Dharkan Hi Zindagi Ka Qissa Hai Mera Tu Zingagi Ka Aik Ahem Hissa Hai Mera…
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Hota Hai Kabhi Kabhi Afsos Tere Badal Jane Ka Bhi Magar

Hota Hai Kabhi Kabhi Afsos Tere Badal Jane Ka Bhi Magar Teri Kuch Baaton Ne Mujhe Jeena Sikha Diya!!
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Nazar Nazar ka farq Hai

Nazar Nazar ka farq Hai Warna Mehboob Toh Sab K Haseen Howa Karte Hein..
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Santa Ke bete ka accident ho gaya

Santa Ke bete ka accident ho gaya Dr- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge Santa ne apne sar pakad liya Dr- Kya hua? Santa- Kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal Dilayi thi…
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Apne Wajud pe Itna toh Yaqin Hai

Apne Wajud pe Itna toh Yaqin Hai Ki Koi Door To Ho Sakta Hai Humse Par Humhe Bhul Nhi Sakta…
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Tumhara Saath Bhi Chuta Tum Ajnabi Bhi Hue..

Tumhara Saath Bhi Chuta Tum Ajnabi Bhi Hue.. Magar Zamanaa Ab Bhi Tumhe Mujh Me Dhundta Hai!!
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Bahot Muskil Se Apne Dil Ko Sambhala Tha

Bahot Muskil Se Apne Dil Ko Sambhala Tha Lekin Tumhaari Ek Mulaqaat Ne Sab Yaad Dila Diyaa…
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