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Babu Bhaiyya is back…

Doctor – Jab yeh dawai le rahe ho, daaru nahi pina. Babu Bhaiyaa- Samajh gaya Doctor – kya samjhe? Babu Bhaiyaa – Yahi ke jab daaru peeu tab dawai nahi lu.
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Dard mein bhi yeh lab Muskura jaate hai…

Dard mein bhi yeh lab Muskura jaate hai…
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70% of the exam is from the 1 lecture that you Missed

70% of the exam is from the 1 lecture that you Missed And rest is from the 1 topic that you left…
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Jo Kaam Medicines Se Bhi Nahi Hota

Suno Jaan Jo Kaam Medicines Se Bhi Nahi Hota Wo Aapse 5 Min. Baat Karke Ho Jata Hai…
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Jo rulata hai us ke galay lag ke rone ka jee chahta hai…

Jo rulata hai us ke galay lag ke rone ka jee chahta hai…
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U r My sweet shona I don,t want U to khona

U r My sweet shona I don,t want U to khona Otherwise I will start rona Ab I love U bhi keh dona….
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Kitna Bebas Hai Insan Kismat Ke Aage

Kitna Bebas Hai Insan Kismat Ke Aage Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Hakikat Ke Aage..
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Piyar aur Ishq me kya fark hai

Sir: Piyar aur Ishq me kya fark hai? Student: Pyar wo Hai jo Aap apni Beti se karte hen, Aur Ishq Wo hai jo Hum Aapki Beti se karte Hai…
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Freedom of 251

Freedom of 251
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Fikar karne wale Naseeb walon ko milty hain….

  Fikar karne wale Naseeb walon ko milty hain….
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Tum ne jinsey Mohabbat karna seekha hai…

Tum ne jinsey Mohabbat karna seekha hai…
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Yeh zaroori toh nahi ki jinke Dil me pyaar ho

Yeh zaroori toh nahi ki jinke Dil me pyaar ho unki Kismat me bhi pyaar ho…
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Kabhi kabhi kuchh Galat log

Kabhi kabhi kuchh Galat log zindagi ka sahi matlab samjha deta hai…
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Meri Dunya meri jannat….

Meri Dunya meri jannat….
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Mujhe Toh Yeh Samajh Nahi Aata In Kutton Ko Gaadi Ke Peeche Bhaagkar Kya Milta Hai

Mujhe Toh Yeh Samajh Nahi Aata In Kutton Ko Gaadi Ke Peeche Bhaagkar Kya Milta Hai? Ek Toh Inko Gaadi Chalaani Nai Hoti Aur Naa Hi License Cheek Karna Hota Hai…!!
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pata nahi mujhe Girlfriend kab milegi..

pata nahi mujhe Girlfriend kab milegi..
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Girls Who keep their username with their surnames

Girls Who keep their username with their surnames or father name infront of their name are more beautiful than the girls who kept their username with plmpy, dimple,angel, princeses cutle infront of their name….
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Kaam Aisa Karo Ke Naam Ho Jaaye

Kaam Aisa Karo Ke Naam Ho Jaaye Warna Naam Aisa Karo Ke Naam Lete Hi Kaam Ho Jaaye!!
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kasam se Bachpan se genius hu..

SCIENCE Kehta Hai Ki Paani Ubalne se Kitanu mar jata hai. par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki :Dead Bodies : to paani me hi reh jati hai! Stupid Science kasam se Bachpan se genius hu..
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